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Poster: lobster12 Date: Nov 15, 2007 10:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: McNally interview re UMass Symposium

Just got done shining up lesh's nuts.

A friend said they did a Q and A with these folks and one guy asked if the knew the old joke about what heads said after drugs wore off at a dead show (Each member of the panel knew the joke.)

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Nov 15, 2007 10:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: McNally interview re UMass Symposium

yep, I use that one with phish heads. They are not as often amused (although Trey thinks its funny)

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: Nov 15, 2007 12:02pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: McNally interview re UMass Symposium

My favorite was one that was graffitied on a door at the Berkeley Tower Records

Q: Do Deadheads bathe?
A: Only if it rains at an outdoor show

then there's the one about how to keep a Deadhead from stealin your stash - hide it under a bar of soap

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Poster: Scrim Date: Nov 15, 2007 12:21pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: McNally interview re UMass Symposium

Tito is at the end of his rope. He's broke, lost his ride, and needs to get to the next Dead show. All he has left is his dog, Smokey. He spies a likely yuppie couple on the way to their Porsche. He says, "Excuse me, I'm broke and I want to sell my dog for bus money. He's a special dog, he even talks! Ask him something." The man seems appalled, but the woman is intrigued. "Oh Dale, that would be so kewl! OK, doggie, what's your favorite dead song?" Smokey barks "Wharf, wharf, wharf". The couple laugh at this and leave, without buying Smokey, of course. Smokey looks at Tito and says, "maybe I should have said Playin'?"

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Nov 15, 2007 12:25pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: McNally interview re UMass Symposium

that's good.

Do you recall when some guy was selling a bar of soap on ebay? Pretty funny - took a lot of good shots at the jamband scene

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: Nov 15, 2007 12:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: McNally interview re UMass Symposium

No, I didn't see that one. Was it used with curly hairs on it and all? Gross!

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Nov 15, 2007 12:56pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: McNally interview re UMass Symposium

No. It was being sold because it hadn't been used at all - in short, that was the joke.